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No matter how fucked-up you get, Chucks will always anchor the mayhem and make it look like you have your shit together. You could put a pair on Iraq right now and the whole world would be all, “Get ’er done, America!”

Theodore A. Sypnier, a 100-year-old pedophile is sent back to jail

18 tunnels

LIBERALS, COMMIES, SATANS, AND PAGANS

medical mushrooms

15 cents

drink good wine on a budget

ancient egyptians liked to get drunk and fuck

pressure cook everything

steel wool tornado

where’s his whiskey?

if you hate your child:  death carriages

George Mallory and Andrew Irvine were probably there first

ps3 finally hacked

oceans of diamonds on uranus and neptune

anal sex belongs in schools

in  minnesota you can get a DUI in an inoperable vehicle….

Gary Riley is a sick, sick man

I’m so fantastic (if I ignore my frontal lobes)

U. TEXAS-AUSTIN—The less you use your brain’s frontal lobes, the more you see yourself through rose-colored glasses, new research shows.

“In healthy people, the more you activate a portion of your frontal lobes, the more accurate your view of yourself is,” says Jennifer Beer, an assistant professor of psychology at the University of Texas at Austin. “And the more you view yourself as desirable or better than your peers, the less you use those lobes.”

Wis. mom teaches teen son how to shoot heroin, son dies of OD

Wis. gov supports medical marijuana

A 29-year-old Springfield man says he was making coffee in the nude was arrested after a neighbor saw him

Fox News is the ‘enemy of America

Take my missile launcher, please

“He indicated he was trying to develop his Halloween costume, but didn’t have the money to buy the items,” Schnell said

“I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that way,”

79% interest rate ain’t bad…

Does your water do this?

Cesar Lopez, a 29-year-old Lebanon, Pa., man, was busted Saturday when he walked up to a police officer with a small bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead, according to Lebanon police.

“It really makes you nervous to go use the bathroom by yourself,” Howard said.

Miss Homeless Belgium

Basketball coach charged with ‘manipulating’ genitals at Costco