CheesusRice.com

Theodore A. Sypnier, a 100-year-old pedophile is sent back to jail

18 tunnels

LIBERALS, COMMIES, SATANS, AND PAGANS

medical mushrooms

15 cents

Loganville Police Department officer Artie Turner told The Walton Tribune Childers said he was waiting for the girls because “they looked easy” and he had a conservative girlfriend.

“Hooters Girls Battle Man Hiding In Car” via wsbtv.com

Riley was jailed Thursday and charged Friday in Lancaster County Court with possession of a controlled substance.

Before he made his initial appearance, Riley was searched at the jail, where corrections officers found a baggie containing a white powdery substance in his rectum. According to the report, Riley quickly grabbed the baggie and tried to chew it. Officers retrieved the evidence before Riley could eat it.

“Man charged after drugs found during traffic stop” via JournalStar.com

pictures from the shamwow guy hooker slap chop.  apparently this is what you get when you pay a hooker $1000.  i think they’re doing it wrong.

update to “ShamWow guy slap chops a hooker”

“give her energy to clean the house.”

The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

During an investigation of the home, the suspect’s cell phone began to ring displaying “mom” on the incoming caller screen.

Then the woman told Mark Tsuda, “Don’t tell my mother,” according to Fortin’s wife, Stephani, who added that the car apparently was registered to the woman’s mother.